She said, "You were SURPRISED!"
I'm actually a little shocked at how well (?!) she did with the scissors. Stinker.
I think the only word to describe this style would be a mullet.
Sam took her to Cost Cutters to even it up some.
It looks a little bowl-ish (not that there's much they could have done with those bangs!) so I made her an appointment in six weeks at the Groom Room, which is the fancy kids haircut place. (And by fancy, I mean that they have an airplane chair.)
And a view of the back:
My friend Caitlin said that we should just glue it onto James. (Here's him the morning after the haircut, too.)