Leah Says

Leah, out of nowhere: I have never sawn a unicorn in real life. 
Me: I don't think there are unicorns in real life.
Leah: Yes, there are.
Me: ...
Leah: I've only sawn horses before. 
Me: ...
Leah: Unicorns are a type of horse.


Leah, eating crinkle-cut french fries: These fries are so fancy. 
James: No, they're not. 
Leah: YES THEY ARE. 
James: ...
Leah: Just look at them!